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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 12:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

No go.

Mormon Wives Come Together for Season 2 Reunion -- But One Major MokTok Member Is Missing! - TooFab

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Sweden’s Maja Stark wins U.S. Women’s Open for first major championship - NBC Sports

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

An Extreme Drop in Oxygen Will Eventually Suffocate Most Life on Earth - ScienceAlert

Still no good

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The mystery rise of lung cancer in non-smokers - BBC

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Five differences between Pilates and yoga you need to know before deciding which is right for you, according to a certified teacher - Fit&Well

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why did you choose not to join Mensa?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

What are the legal obligations of a new homeowner if the previous owner leaves furniture in the house after moving out?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Trump's tariffs are hammering the industry he wants to save - Politico

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Tuesday Telescope: Lighting, sprites, and airglow over Central America - Ars Technica