What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 12:57

Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
No go.
Mormon Wives Come Together for Season 2 Reunion -- But One Major MokTok Member Is Missing! - TooFab
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Sweden’s Maja Stark wins U.S. Women’s Open for first major championship - NBC Sports
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
An Extreme Drop in Oxygen Will Eventually Suffocate Most Life on Earth - ScienceAlert
Still no good
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The mystery rise of lung cancer in non-smokers - BBC
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
—
Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Trump's tariffs are hammering the industry he wants to save - Politico
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Tuesday Telescope: Lighting, sprites, and airglow over Central America - Ars Technica